donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 10, 2019

Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

by meatl0rd May 29, 2020

froth donkey

Refers to someone who is in a constant state of pisswreckness and can never get any.

Hey look at the chick she's such a froth donkey.

by grommy212121 September 06, 2010

spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

by CBizzie August 25, 2007

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas May 20, 2018

Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

donkey shpidell

A donkey shpidell is when you get fucked in the ass while eating skittles.

Me and Daveion had an amazing donkey shpidell last night it was great.

by DavyBaby247 January 25, 2017