Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

by MU-apathetic March 6, 2013

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Tit donkey

A woman of remarkable size who's main redeeming quality is a fine set of large breasts.

Dude, check out that ugly ass tit donkey over there.

by Sunat February 1, 2017

Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....

That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....

by #1 real bitch May 20, 2016

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018