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crotch burp

1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.

2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
Me and my girl smashed so hard last night that she laid a wicked crotch burp when she got off me.
by Hsilak July 8, 2018
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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..
dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..
by babybrd December 9, 2010
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dump crotch

Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.
My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!
by EaglesGirl#12 March 14, 2018
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crotch pebbles

The crusty "crumbs" in the groin area on either a male or a female.
I was wiping myself off and dusted off some crotch pebbles.
by crotchpebble January 9, 2011
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Crotch lace

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.
Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.
by Dr.KenBarlow June 6, 2022
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