Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda September 28, 2008

Cookies and Cream

Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth

that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream

by stewartMalc October 20, 2008

Tough cookie

Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it

Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

cookie jar

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement

I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.

by kwitchee March 6, 2010

horse cookie

where you put horse cookies in your mouth horse cookies are horse poop

man 1: hey look at that guy over there putting horse cookies in his motuh
man 2:mmmm i love my horse cookies

by bernice bumbble bee April 23, 2008

Wolf Cookies

To Puke Or Vomit, Upchuck

I went to this chinese restaurant yesterday and the food was so bad, on the way home I had to pull my car over on the side of the freeway and wolf cookies. I felt beeter a few minutes later.

by Highway101 February 3, 2009

cookie

cookie is a knob that treats he's girlfriends/boyfriend like shit
they ask to touch there girlfriends/boyfriend or female/male friends up and if they refuse then a cookie calls them square
cookies can be gay aswell

person 1:oh my god you know jordan he's such a cookie
person 2:what do you mean?
person 1:he treats he's girlfriends like shit. I mean who calls there girlfriend square if they dont want to be touched
person 2:oh my god your right hes such a cookie

by spankyspanky13 August 12, 2009