Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

child

It's only use is for free labor.

A child can be the same as a slave.

by syrup :) September 25, 2023

Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024

The Child

The child is a demonic entity who takes form as a Lucas amiibo, allowing this thing to grab you is a death sentence.

A friend:Who are you choosing
Myself:the child
Everyone in the room:OH NO!

by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Child Support

Paying restitution for the institution of prostitution it’s where a man pays only for sexual act even though the man had sex with the woman but only the man pays for the life of the child says the government it’s total prostitution and only the man pays for it

I pay restitution to the institution of prostitution better known as child support

by Child support definition June 16, 2021