dusty short bus 

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!

The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.

dusty short bus by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

Thanking the bus driver 

When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.

*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir

Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*

Thanking the bus driver by I Ii II I_ July 11, 2018

club bus

A club that is always full. Always. The only way in one of these is to be born here and never leave.

A-Hey bro, you wanna go to the Club Boost?

B-Dude, no way we can get in there. Its a total club bus.

A-How about Derek's on Main?

B-Uh... dude... that's a gay bar.

A-Seriously, bro?

club bus by Party Bro 22051 September 18, 2011

Sus Bus

A joke developed in a highschool. A school bus full of sus boys going to a basketball tournament they know they were gonna lose. One boy sent a pornographic image and from then on it was known as the sus bus. Now everybody says it, not knowing where it's from

Bob - "SUS BUS SUS BUS SUS BUS SUS BUS"
Jack - "pfft! do you even know where that's from?"
Bob - "why do you always have to ruin everything"

Sus Bus by qweasdzxcrfv December 2, 2019

Gus bus 

A pedophile/ older man that likes abusive behavior in his relationship with his prepubescent counterpart.

Man.. that guy Is such a Gus bus.

Gus bus by Fhjjsjdhdus February 15, 2018

Struggle Bus 

Phrase used when you and your friends are high as fuck and one friend is laughing uncontrollably at something.

Is usually said in a high pitched patronizing way to make the person struggle even harder.

Fred: PINEAPPLE HAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAHA

Jim: STRUGGLE BUS!

John: STRUUUUGLE BUUUUS!!!

Fred: BAAHAHAHA *Gasp* XD PFFTNNHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Struggle Bus by Not a real letter April 4, 2009

magic bus 

The vehicle that picks up all of the ugly people (or drops off all the fine people) while you are in the restroom of the club pissing out the 5-10 drinks you have already consumed.

"Damn, looks like the magic bus stopped by while i was in the men's/ladies room. How YOU doin?"

magic bus by KCoady May 8, 2008