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lava bread 

It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.
This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.
lava bread by jjjonesjr33 May 25, 2018

Bread Nazi

When you judge the quality of bread by its colors.
Guy 1: White wheated bread is low effort bread and nothing will change my mind in that way. It's the lowest level of bread.
Guy 2: Dude, what are you? Some kind of bread nazi?
Bread Nazi by SlendyVEVO April 15, 2018

Pumpernickel Bread 

code for "lesbian intercourse"

(can also reference prostitution)

Your bread's crusty 

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.
I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

Bread belly 

The feeling of over eating. Often caused by quick intake of bread and/or other high carbohydrates foods. Border line indigestion
(After eating a chip butty) ughhh... I’ve got bread belly!
Bread belly by Grace678 June 4, 2018