bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

Bacon

THE #1 MEANING OF A PIGIES LIFE

JESUS CHRISST DAT BACON

by That cool huy December 16, 2013

mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor

by littleliv July 13, 2023

Sexy Bacon

Bacon you put on your partners nipples to help them orgasm

would you like some sexy bacon my dear?

by Veta2 December 26, 2018

Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.

We bacon necked so hard last night.

by Jenation February 3, 2024

Bacon schlab

Someone.. or .. rather something.. perhaps.. that is special to me.. er- special. yep heh

Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab

by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024