flip'n the bacon

To Jerk Off....

Dude...Did we just walk in on him flip'n the bacon?!

by pseudo_nym May 9, 2011

Baconator

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.

Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!

by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021

To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

by not bacon November 25, 2007

bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.

The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Baconヅ

Smart man from ITF server.

OMG it's Baconヅ! Big fan!

by when caveman October 18, 2020

bacon bonce

bacon bonce means you fat noce

oi u bacon bonce sym

by chelceemayx January 17, 2021

human bacon

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020