boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008

boredom

noun; (1) A person who experiences difficulty being stimulated by the opposite sex. (2) One who prefers masturbation to sexual intercourse. See also wanker.

My word, Jeeves! Staying at home again? You're such the boredom!

by boredom May 5, 2003

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

by chris gorman April 6, 2005

Border Hopping

Switching from a girls ass to her vagina while having sex.

Like Canadians hop into America, John was border hopping kell all last night.

by invaderzimmballsdeep69 April 13, 2011

the six stages of boredom

yes

i am at stage five of the six stages of boredom joe.

by Londos April 12, 2023

Boned

Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both

I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!

by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009

x-boned

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010