Definitions by Demonbob1

Boned 

Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both

I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!

Boned by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009

SCHPLATT 

verb: to cum, ejaculate, jizz blow ur load

Guy: i schplatted all over your mothers face last night

Ask ur wife if she managed to clean all that schplatt i left on her sofe

I schplatted all over ur homework bitch

SCHPLATT by demonbob1 February 16, 2009