Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

Za-Beer

Definition 1: French saying “pass the beer”
Defintion 2: The real name of any Africa named Sabir

Person 1: Pass za-beer
Person 2: I cant pass a person to you
Person 1: Wait i thought his name was sabir
Za-Beer: DANG YOU ALL!!

by Cakeyvan April 18, 2020

Beer Hole

a form of depression that occurs after a session of heavy alcohol consumption, usually around 75~200 beers in a weekend. Symptoms include a sense of dread, sending manic texts, and not wanting to record an episode of the podcast.

Dude I drank 27 Yuenglings Saturday and now I'm in the Beer Hole bad.

by wisecrackerpod April 27, 2021

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

Graveyard beer

Mixing every beer on tap at the bar. Creates a very unique buzz. Warning, it's hit or miss, but totally worth trying.

Can I get a graveyard beer?

by Raging red May 1, 2018

Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.

You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?

by BITG August 18, 2023