J Bird

a man with a J shaped penis when he becomes erect.. AKA a penis curving up instead of straight

Brian do you have a banana in your pants or are you just rockin the J BIRD

by Brian scott kohler May 17, 2009

Dirty Bird

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman

Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.

by Duke April 28, 2003

shit birds

white birds that sit by cows and wait for them to shit then pick through it and eat it

Each cow has their own shit birds.

by herder_is_cool June 28, 2008

T-Bird

A unique individual of Pacific Island descent. Originally named Theresa, this amazing and splendid creature was given a variety of nick names. Not just T-Bird, but T-Bag and Terry as well. Tends to do interesting things upon drinking alcohol.

Holy shit T-Bird is climbing the wall in her dream!

by JK February 7, 2005

bird flu

The feeling of illness due to the menstrual cycle.

1)While puking her guts out and groaning in pain, her mother asked what was wrong. "I've got the damned Bird Flu" was her reply.

by Chris-tina January 2, 2007

Dirty Bird

A marijuana joint with crack cocaine sprinkled in it.

Matt had a great day today, so he celebrated by smoking a dirty bird.

by Mr. Bass Player August 16, 2012

turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006