comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.
person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
by vampiregurl98 December 16, 2013
The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
by SirDumpsalot October 03, 2007
n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.
In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.
See also Wonka Bar.
In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.
See also Wonka Bar.
by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009
1) A little bug that rolls in on itself when threatened. Kind of cute. It is a conscientious objector - it only defends itself.
2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.
2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.
1) Aw, look. When I blew on that lil' potato bug, it rolled in on itself.
2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.
2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.
by IspyAbass September 17, 2009
a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.
Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.
by Jordan T Lee June 11, 2007
Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.
by degefo March 03, 2012
Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie
by Coolguy225 December 29, 2015