phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was
person 2: dude, what the fuck
person 2: dude, what the fuck
by the 0 event October 4, 2022
Get the dude, what the fuckmug. 
Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
by 5brodude November 17, 2022
Get the 5 Bro Dudemug. by raybeez February 21, 2022
Get the Los Groovy Dudemug. A nothing ass dude is a dude that has nothing to offer. Most likely cheats on all his gfs has kids he don't take care of and mooches off anyone and everyone. He can and will never do for himself or anyone else for that matter.
by Last of a dying breed November 6, 2017
Get the nothing ass dudemug. by Juhniyah February 8, 2022
Get the Cool Beans Dudemug. A combination of slang to use when you're in a stressful environment and you can't comprehend it. Typically used when playing video games.
*Gettin ganked by shyvana*
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff
by DeepResjon March 21, 2022
Get the Fuck man dudemug.