Rerun Syndrome

The act of call center employees feeling the need to share the call they just took with the rest of the room in such a manner that would indicate it is the most intriguing or interesting call that they've had all year.

Carl: "You wont believe the call I just took"

Me: "Yes I would - I'm sitting right next to you dumbass"

Carl: "Please just let me tell you! It's the best call I've had all day"

Me: "Quit with Rerun Syndrome and auto-in...you're fucking up our team stats!"

Carl: "You're an asshole"

by Smooth Operator #9 February 1, 2010

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

Murphy Syndrome

When someone has been completely and utterly destroyed in a campaign, usually political in nature, and denies any wrong doing or personal responsibility. Named after Jim Murphy, head of the political party Scottish Labour, for his reaction to the 2015 UK General Election.

He was so in denial over his shortcomings and cockups with the campaign he was suffering Murphy Syndrome.

by JimmyMurphy May 10, 2015

OMG Syndrome

A disease-like state of feelings which can only be discribed as "OMG!"

Typically occurs when:
1. Ones mind is blown
2. Exciting news/gossip is discovered
3. Something unbelievable happens

Girl 1: "I'm suffering major OMG Syndrome right now..."
Girl 2: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 1: "I just found out that Mitch and Kaylee have something going on!"
Girl 2: "OMG! REALLY?!"

by C3POhbaby January 9, 2010

Suburbia Syndrome

Inspired by the scene from the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" in which the car thieves become lost in "suburbia hell" due to the fact that every house, yard and street appear exactly the same. It's the condition felt by these thieves and can be brought on by various events.

John: Is it just me or do all the songs on the radio sound exactly the same these days?
Matt: Huh, I get that same feeling about movies every time I walk out of the theatre.
Gord: That's weird. I felt like that after having sex with my girlfriend last night!
Travis: Sounds like you guys are all suffering from Suburbia Syndrome.

by SlapShawt February 27, 2011

Jock Syndrome

A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.

Symptoms may include:

Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal

How it is spread:

infected parents, infected peers

Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

Shopholm Syndrome

The resulting snobbish attitude of hourly-earning, high-end retail workers caused by prolonged exposure to rich, snobbish customers.

Shopholm Syndrome manifests when you are ignored because you don't look as wealthy as the stores usual patrons, snubbed when you ask for something you don't see on the shelves, etc. All this is contempt for you, the poorer shopper, who probably makes as much or more than they do in some office job.

by bobschriner April 20, 2009