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tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use
Damn it the tard burglar struck again.
by BurglarMan February 8, 2023
mugGet the tard burglarmug.

f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020
mugGet the f-tardmug.

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
mugGet the speed tardedmug.

Ro-Tard

A Ro-Tard is a Robloxian or a ROBLOX character who loves to ask for free handouts, or promotions in groups especially!!
ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 1: Hey Chief, can I haz some ROBUX!?

Chief: NO!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 2: Hey Chief can I become Fire Chief!?

Chief: No you Ro-Tard earn it yourself!
by AussieAus_RBLX December 19, 2018
mugGet the Ro-Tardmug.

tard

Someone who is so retarded to the point where the "re" is taken off the rest of the word.
Matt: Chris is such a tard. He is so caught up in his bullshit to the point that he forgot where his class was, and then yelled at the teacher when she told him it was the wrong class.
by condom balls 33 April 24, 2023
mugGet the tardmug.

Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.
(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.
by uhurmom February 6, 2024
mugGet the Clout-tardmug.

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
mugGet the Stroller-tardmug.

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