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The Griddy Man

The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.

Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?

Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.

Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.

Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.

And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.
Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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She Man

About 3 years after He Man won the battle of Castle Greyskull “(a fluke imo), Lord Skeletor had a plan to use his magic to reverse things except most things about himself. This spell made He Man into a gender-bended version of himself with notable a female voice, smaller shoulders, and lipstick. Everyone in Greyskull called him “She Man”. After he/she was shunned, She Man became evil and everyone praised Lord Skeletor because he was the hero. She Man was jealous of the newly named Lord of all Things Skeletor and everything in life was happily ever after.
She Man is a horribly disguised woman. You can tell by that bad shape of makeup.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 2, 2022
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Scary Man

A man who decides to make people scream by doing many fearful and unexpected things.
Lucas promised to become a scary man around Graham when he lied about his identity.
by Wifi Goes Die December 7, 2020
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Made man

Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't
by Obese anorexic August 24, 2023
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a mans

A man or female that has their shit together; career, appearance, attitude, health, and life. They radiant dominant alpha energy. The biggest sign that you is a mans is that you know it and don't need others to tell you. Your confidence is contagious and makes you desirable. You also refer to someones significant other as a "mans" when they act up, or do something funny. BIG DICK ENERGYYYYYYYY
e.g.1

Becky: OMGGGG have you seen Chad,he sooooo hot!

Karen: Yes gurl, hes such a mans!

e.g. 2

Bro 1: your chick is acting crazy

Bro 2: whachuuu mean?

Bro 1: just get your mans b she out here wildinnnnn
by 1412bitch August 20, 2019
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Man

A cruel creature that doesn't know Peace.
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