A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
Get the Michigan Manmug. The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
Get the Manning the Gloryholemug. Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022
Get the Man-Muffinmug. when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
Get the man crushmug. by Lukiepook September 13, 2025
Get the Dead man’s scrunchmug. A Smonk (Rainbow Six Siege) that sports the Shamal headgear, S.A.S. chemical warfare uniform and runs the M590A1.
by T H I C C Mama December 1, 2019
Get the abdul the shotgun manmug. A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed
The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish
by playfulTickler February 24, 2024
Get the Flying Touch-Manmug.