I shot her school up

To ejaculate in a fertile woman

Jon: I shot her school up bro!
Marco: what the fuck does that mean!?
Jon: i jizzed in her bro
Marco: FUCK YEAH

by Iamnotedward May 8, 2018

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

Clean up on Isle 12

When you show your man who thinks you are hot him you are not wearing any panties forgetting her "keys and he wants to screw your brains out but he can't do anything at the moment as he is working so he cums in his pants. This is what you call the situation "Clean Up on Isle 12".

After she walked by and lifted her dress up to show him she "forgot" her panties, he requested a napkin as he had to do a clean up on isle 12.

Forgetting ones' "keys" can cause Clean Up on Isle 12 issues in the office.

See defination "keys".

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?

Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.

by smreidy113 December 7, 2010

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020

All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

by The Esq. December 10, 2010