Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him

My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022

He-Bitch Man Slap

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.

You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.

by Taylz March 17, 2014

Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.

Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.

by xhmxnano July 27, 2024

Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head

He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit

by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021

Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020

balaclava man

the guy who wears a balaclava, can be anyone, anywhere
often appears in stock images
(balaclava has 3 holes)
Also known as nuclear, atomic, etc

Guy1: you see that army of balaclava man
Guy2: yeah bro
Guy1: really weird

by nukenuclear March 15, 2022