Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .

aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past

by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020

Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.

“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.

by RoMed_Steph February 29, 2020

little shit!

Disrespectful kids who aint doing what they supposed to do

Adult: Johnny, get over here RIGHT NOW!
Johnny: NO!!
Adult: Don't talk to me like that, you little shit!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

Shit

A very delicious delicacy used as spices or toppings, mostly used as a solo dish served with boiled pee with tender texture

Person 1: Hey guys Imma take a shit!
Person 2: Oh ok I'll take that too
Person 3: Guess I'll take that too then
Person 4: Nah fuck that Imma take extra juicy black man penis served with ketchup
Waiter: Right away sir!

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020