by bratchant May 23, 2015
Get the big ass beef curtains mug.The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
by Huntiar February 13, 2019
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Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
by Absconder February 27, 2011
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