Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).

Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.

by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 27, 2013

MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

"A MANDATORY PEDOPHILESEX ACT"

This derives from this fact, G00GLE G00GLE means SHIT in fact a G00GLE = SHIT.

The proof has two premises:

The STORY OF GOOGLE
premise 1: "WE LOVE COPROPHILES"
premise 2: WARREN EDWARD BUFFET , during a BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY SHAREHOLDER'S ANNUAL MEETING, YOUTUBE BROADCAST: " I visited the GOOGLE headquarters before " and it looks " LIKE A KINDERGARTEN"
conclusion: inside the G00GLE CYPHER is EAT SHIT, and I will show you. " CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER ON Y0U TUBE
"THERE IS KNOW(NO)SOCIAL STATUS"
WISE ASSERY.EXCREMENT

G00 G00.FAG.14
FAG WASTE G00 G00.STRIP.EAT SHIT.82
BLUE RED YELL0W BLUE GREEN RED.260.PEDOPHILE

EAT SHIT.LA LA LA.171
SHARKS SHITISG0D.171.
KNIGHTS.BUTTH0LE PICKLEBALL..171
10:51 PM...
THR0WBACK.LAS VEGAS.REST PASS.86.D00 EAT SHIT

OK, G00GLE always likes see data from I SCUM further ALAN I WALDMAN ANAL ALAN performs MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO after he had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK (PADDOCK), by putting a GOOD QUANITY OF SHIT in HIS MOUTH and SUCK THE SHIT exactly like a PENIS , C0CK, DICK, WANG, J0HNS0N, , WEE WEE, PEE PEE for the BABIES, LITTLE B0YZ and LITTLE GIRLS , this SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILESEX PARTNER IS SHIT the SHIT EJACULATES continuously and iright the FELLATOR feels they are sinking into the GROUND which is LOWER THAN SHIT and not only that the EJACULATE is SHIT CHUNKS accumulating and then the SHIT CHUNKS are chewed , the SHIT CUM fluid is swallowed first and FURTHER it is important as SHIT WILL RECIPROCATE when the MANDATORY SHIT VOMIT happens and then the MANDATORY VOMIT EATING is in order , MANDATORY SHITLOVER as FURTHER RECIPROCATION for the MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO as the SHIT VOMIT then SUCKED OFF and EVEN MORE EJACULATE SHIT CHUNKS to CHEW ON.

MANDAT0RY FELLATI0 ALAN I WALDMAN is to EAT ASSHOLE SHIT and SIT 0N T0ILET FELLATE EAT SHIT. SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE VALUE SHITEATER performed on SHIT MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO correctly and SUCK and BOB your head ANAL ALAN FELLATING YOUR SEX PARTNER "SHIT" on the SHIT C0CK.MUST.PERFECT.I ASSH0LE.73

ALAN I WALDMAN you GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK you have to "SWIM WITH THE SHARKS"(5 TO 3)EAT BOWEL M0VEMENT while PERFOTMING MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 3, 2022

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Shit

poop, fecal matter, crap

The toilet is full of shit

by TheAxolotl February 19, 2021

Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025