johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!
by the dame duck May 15, 2009
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by HUMONGOpres1 October 26, 2010
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by ms17686 February 11, 2012
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by octopod November 12, 2003
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