cunt of man

when a man looks crazy trying to make a women look crazy

"cunt of man"

Defined as something along the line of gaslighting a women:

Mary: I used to have 980 friends on facebook and be really popular

Sean: I hate you for thinking you have friends, you're so dumb, you're probably lying

Mary: I can't find my old Facebook page

by soniakhan_sleuth November 26, 2024

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my man

MY MAN IS MY MAN, don't touch my man, don't talk to my man, and DO NOT try to get wit my man because my man is MY man. keyword: MY🫶🏾💕

Random bitch-you see him over there, Aryana?
Aryana- yea. that's my man💕

by Yana bearr 🫶🏾💕 June 15, 2024

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Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.

Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"

by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014

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Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

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