Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.
Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…
by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024

Aged but younger looking male prostitutes who can no longer solicit for money in good lighting so they scurry to back alleys or often behind trash receptacles.
Hey honey, I just payed this Backstreet boy a dollar to suck my toes, couldn't tell if it was Howie or Kevin.
by 3dog101 May 5, 2022

When you're thirsty and have't had any boy attention in a long period of time. This causes you to crave interaction with a male.
by CupcakeMistress August 4, 2016

When you're thirsty and have't had any boy attention in a long period of time. This causes you to crave interaction with a male.
by CupcakeMistress August 4, 2016

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
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