wet tuna

The female version of blue balls

I left with a wet tuna

by Pking_speaks May 2, 2018

Wet Bradley

When you're hanging out virtually with the boys and you just have to crank one out.

I was playing Warzone with the fellas and I realized I needed to ejaculate. I did a quick Wet Bradley in the first circle to make sure I was ready for the rest of the game.

by Dunk Pacino February 24, 2021

wet sandwich

someone who is being a jerk or lame and can ruin the mood

Steve is a wet sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

wet finish

An alternative to the popular and arguably overused term "happy ending," "wet finish" conjures images of the skilled craftsperson, having applied masterful technique to each stage of the build, ultimately reaching the point of final flourish.

For physical therapy sessions at that price, you'd think they'd include a wet finish!

by schmayele June 17, 2019

wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022