vagina flap

the flap of skin that hides the vagina hole (also an insult very insulting)

p.s worse then a penis wrinkle.

1) Girl 1: whats that noise? Girl 2: my vagina flap flapping in the wind.

2) Girl move that vagina flap so i can stick my rod inside you.

3) What a deuche. do you mean stop being such a vagina flap.

by 69 rosa parks 69 June 16, 2011

Vagina Monologues

Is a play published by Eve Ensler which apparently incited much disgust and puritanical uproar from approximately 80% of others who 'defined' the term. The veracity of such responses reflects a trend of testosterone laced ignorance which bred to logical fallacies (*please see "I can guarantee anyone that if a man did this, he would be crucified and in jail" excerpt of long winded rant of someone who is angry at vaginas and those how own one/utter such an offensive name - so much so that the first amendment belongs to those with penises or vagina owning mutes (I assume). And I think it must be said that the Romans totally stopped that whole crucifixion thing a long time ago, you drama queen. Lastly, pardon my french but, vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. My critical thinking skills tell me that if you have an irrational fear/hatred of vaginas, that the title, "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" deceptively leads one to believe they are attending "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Catz" or anything not related to monologues (long speeches from one character) about vaginas (vaginas). Ergo your thirst for retaliation at such an injustice (in demanding punishment for such an act within their first amendment rights) would be logical -- on what ever plain of existence you dwell in away from the shared reality of everyone else oh yeah... (noun).

Guy 1: MAN DID YOU SEE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES????

Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.

Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?

Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?

by VaGiNa JuStIcE!!! April 21, 2013

vagina envy

That feeling that your partners vagina have more fun.

"Oh maaaan, it sucks I got so much vagina envy today, since my sweetey had 10 orgasm, and I had but 1!"

by re4m8edjerkess August 29, 2006

Vagina McGinstein

Any total douche whos such a pussy that only this name fits.

God, Mel Gibson is such a Vagina McGinstein!!!!

by Lava McLaverson September 29, 2006

vagina symbol

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A vagina symbol: =(|)= or shaved (|) or a minecraft version |

by Seppo Saalistaja November 11, 2013

Vagina bolt

Another name for a Dick

I gave that slapper a vagina bolt

by Sam October 20, 2004

vagina explorer

one who explores the vagina for treasure.

"dude what a fucking vagina explorer he was in her shit for about an hour lookin for the g-spot"

other guy: "what a dick wrangler"

by eugene s June 9, 2007