twat nucket

A squanchy faced woman whos goal in life is to be a complete cunt/succubus.

My ex is a such a fucking twat nucket, she's still trying to make herself look like a helpless Sack of lying decomposing shit.

by Mr. Puppers May 6, 2021

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006

egg twat

During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.

Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.

by texasjustice69 September 10, 2010

Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008

twat rag

when a girl is being a total bitch on her rag

Mike: " my girlfriend is being such a twat rag today"
Brian " I know how you feel man!"

by michelle5 September 5, 2007

e-twat

This is what a winrar person got called from faggots.

<Kayc> *post gore picture*
<Pussy> e-Twat!

by Diiick May 21, 2008