twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter

DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!


yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch

by Jack Starbucks October 30, 2008

Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!

Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!

by jakens88 October 05, 2010

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE November 18, 2008

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 08, 2006

twat rag

when a girl is being a total bitch on her rag

Mike: " my girlfriend is being such a twat rag today"
Brian " I know how you feel man!"

by michelle5 August 28, 2007

egg twat

During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.

Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.

by texasjustice69 September 10, 2010

Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

by Jen Gibbs March 27, 2007