by Peen Boss July 13, 2021
Get the Tonymug. A very smart, funny, hot and loud personality with a great sense of style. Cackles at every dumb joke and is obsessed with plants, books and fancy baths. Will cheer you up when you're down and can be a supportive pillar when you need one. Might also be super into strange music, yoga, anime, writing and smoking weed. Also a great listener and has a lot of funny stories to tell.
by Atsnok37 November 22, 2021
Get the Tonimug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. An Antonio/Tony is the more stunning man you will ever lay your eyes on! He is never hard to miss as he has beautiful black hair with stunning almond brown eyes. Antonio is the type of guy you would want to take home to meet the family and definitely the type of guy you’d want to bring to your bed ;) There is no denying that Antonio/Tony is the most important person in the entire world who will never leave your mind no matter if you’re awake or sleeping!
That guy is so stunning,He must be an Antonio/Tony!
His eyes are beautiful he must be an Antonio/Tony!
Antonio/Tony is defined as a stunning charming man
His eyes are beautiful he must be an Antonio/Tony!
Antonio/Tony is defined as a stunning charming man
by Kiwi Crusher March 22, 2021
Get the Antonio/Tonymug. He’s a Typhoid Tony. He didn’t tell her he had an active case of Covid or about his genital warts outbreak.
by MelissaFromJail October 2, 2021
Get the Typhoid Tonymug. huge tony’s brother from another mother. Straitest nigga you’ll ever meet and if you spit in his food he’ll find out why before burning you to death
Guy 1: wow this guy has been obliterated
Guy 2: probably spat at huge Toni
Guy 1: why burn the dude
Guy 2: I believe huge Toni’s father was burnt alive by the mayor’s gang at the time this is his way of retaliating
Guy 1: huge Toni hit me up yesterday wants me to help him kill the mayor
Guy 2: this nigga’s on Ecstasy
Guy 1: wow this guy has been obliterated
Guy 2: probably spat at huge Toni
Guy 1: why burn the dude
Guy 2: I believe huge Toni’s father was burnt alive by the mayor’s gang at the time this is his way of retaliating
Guy 1: huge Toni hit me up yesterday wants me to help him kill the mayor
Guy 2: this nigga’s on Ecstasy
by big black bus October 18, 2018
Get the huge tonimug. The most ugly girl. She is very big headed and believes everything she does is amazing. She likes to think she is funny and sometimes just isn’t. Her sarcasm is to much
by ...Liam... March 30, 2019
Get the Toni maddisonmug.