Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
by G. Dawg October 12, 2021
A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
by ThomasJohn June 12, 2012
by Ritacca March 08, 2023
*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
by Thegoddessaphrodite January 08, 2024
An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2021
A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024