Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

Spicy Peanut

The act of receiving felatio after your girl ate buffalo wings while also watching a Charlie Brown holiday special.

Steve: Did you watch the Great Pumpkin last night?

Bob: Yes Steve! In fact, Lisa was over and I made it a Spicy Peanut special!

by Dr Love69 December 27, 2019

Peanut Lovin’

When you eat out a female using peanut butter.

Im’ma be peanut lovin’ my girl tonight.
Mmm girl, let me peanut love you tonight.

by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

Peanut slug

Another name for an erect penis.

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

peanut pecker

Small Penis like the size of a peanut

WOW ALEX WATERS HAS A PEANUT PECKER

by IDK12345667788 November 9, 2017