company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become

I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!

by Intent... April 22, 2009

Shit Flick

When women are flicking the bean while shitting

«Damn, I had a really good shit flick today»
«I had such a good shit flick in the toilet right now»

by Captain Snabeltooth December 17, 2020

Shit slave

This is a type of person who is unable to defecate in public places. Instead of, ones would keep the poo till home, what makes him a slave of his own urge.

-Man I gotta poo...
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.

by Big Clubowsky January 16, 2022

shit capades

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

by Helostlol March 15, 2021

uber shit

When you wait so long for your Uber that you shit your pants. There are two kinds of Uber shitters...those that will still get in the car with their shitty pants and that those that refuse to get in, out of respect for the upholstery.

After a big meal and several draft beers, Ryan and his crew needed an Uber to take them to the club. Their driver, Omar, was still 10 minutes away when Ryan started having terrible shit pains. Rather than risk missing the ride and disappointing his crew, he decided to hold it in till they got to the club....bad decision. With Omar but minutes away, Ryan dropped an Uber shit straight through his underwear and into his pants. The Uber pulled up to the curb and now it was crunch time. Ryan refused to get in the car, it was a matter principle. His crew jumped in and swore they would never tell anybody about the incident. Ryan stood alone on the sidewalk and called his mom to bring him pants and underwear.

by El Conquistador January 29, 2019