Four Finger Ring

The act of masterbating then nutting or cumin on your hand and it drips down your fingers

" ahhh damn it i was watching that new porn and gave myself a four finger ring.."

by ACEtheGOLDENchild August 6, 2009

mexican boxing ring

When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time

Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?

Son: no promises

by yulu yulu May 19, 2014

cock ring nibbler

One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.

Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!

by The Tater of Totters! July 1, 2016

Hobo's Cock Ring

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.

And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.

by thecamel33 March 15, 2016

Girl Scout ring

When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense

*Ding Dong*

Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring

by Pussydestoyer6969 February 9, 2015

Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 24, 2011

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013