Canada

A supposed Country which is not real.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Canada?
Person 2: Dude, Canada isn't real.

by Spaoggers May 23, 2022

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada

The worst place to live in the world. Beats you if you wont have sex with family members.

I would rather die than be in canada!

by Smellyfingers November 25, 2023

Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada

Canada isn't a country but a theme park the money looks like something you could get at a fair and their passports glow in the dark Canada is also home to the rare species known as a gamer girl

"Canada is a theme park"

by beagle bee June 7, 2021

Canada

A Country With 10 Provinces And 3 Territories Which Include: Nova Scotia New Brunswick Prince Edward Island Newfoundland And Labrador Quebec Ontario Manitoba Saskatchewan Alberta British Colombia
The Territories Include: Nunavut Northwest Territories Yukon Large Cities Include: Toronto Montreal Calgary Vancouver Victoria Halifax Winnipeg And Edmonton Canada Is The Second Largest Country With 9,984,670 km2 (6204186.302 in miles) and it is the 9th largest gdp at 1.643 Trillion (1.27 usd) it is a firm NATO member and has a population of 38.01 Million

I am moving to canada tommorow

by canadianthegreat June 16, 2022