butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

butt podge

The dried crust that can accumulate between your butt cheeks with improper hygiene or just a great insult in place of your current favorite phrase.

James isn't much for showering - so the butt podge build up is intense at times.

As an insult: "McKenna was a total butt podge this morning before school"!

by MsDT February 6, 2009

Butt sex

(Sigh)

Just look up anal sex like a mature person.

John: Mom, I just had butt sex with my girlfriend.
Mom: Don't be so immature John

by The.Urban.Legend September 18, 2016

Buick butt

The partial numbness of the buttocks that results from long car trips. Causes the sensation of your ass being one with the car seat. Named for the Buick line, as the suspension in these and other large sedans tends to amplify the effect.

Bob: You know, after driving for the last four hours, I feel as though I've become one with the car. Is this Zen?

Larry: Nah, it's just Buick butt.

by Justice Walker March 13, 2009

butt popping

The sound a dick makes upon exiting the anus.

I heard him butt popping her from the other room.

by andys mom July 18, 2016

Muscle Butt

When your butt very strong. It doesn't jiggle but it is big. Also when you hit the but and it hits you back.

Ayo, you know that girl Tatianna. She really got a Muscle butt. It looks like it lifts the weight on weekends.

by Lilyana Robinson April 23, 2019

Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010