(noun)
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
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Anvi: You could almost compare it to-
Srishti: ooh ooh that waste of a class 10-B, remember?
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Srishti: ooh ooh that waste of a class 10-B, remember?
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however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.
being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.
however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.
being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.
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Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
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