Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010

Morning text terrorist

When one receives an early morning text from someone who wakes you up. That person is known as a morning text terrorist!

Currently in a sleep status then suddenly at 8am "beep beep" recived text from girlfriend/boyfriend "morning i love you xxxxxx" a real morning text terrorist

by Wordmaster2000 June 17, 2013

texting out loud

blabbering while texting, not getting your thoughts together. like "thinking out loud."

i'm still in on half "was thinking i'd go with 180 but never mind."

later: i was texting out loud.

by bry piper December 8, 2010

Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009

Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010

Reverse Text-Fuck

To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.

Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's Reverse Text-Fuck him.

by immature922 May 15, 2009

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009