tard narfin

Mentally challenged and unaware of it

You are a tard narfin

by Dax Dax March 26, 2017

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

effin tarded

when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,

when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb

by headhunted November 27, 2010

wii tard

a person who is a retard who plays the wii

you're a fucking wii tard

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020

new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better

“personally i think attack on titan is better”

“don’t be like new york tard”

by 4letter’s 🥩🏄‍♂️ June 2, 2022

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025