cum slap

When the bitch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
So you offer your hand for her to spit the cum on

You then go...'yo bitch, next time swallow!'
And you slap her with the cum filled hand
If she crys...DOUBLE POINTS!!

'Fuck me...remember that bitch i met at the club?'
'Yeh'
'Well she was sucking me off in the alley and the bitch didnt swallow!'
'Really!'
'Dont worry man, i cum slapped the bitch...she wont not swallow ever again'

by Archbishop mothafucka March 26, 2009

penis slap

when you crack your penis like a whip

i had to get it hard so i did a penis slap

by dont fucking worry about it May 13, 2005

jap slaps

jap slaps are flip flops ... they were worn by japanese originally and they slap your feet. Jap Slaps!

she is wearing her hot pink japslaps

by nellie March 29, 2005

Slap Ass

a game similar to tag where the person who is "it" tries to *unsuspectingly* slap a player's ass as hard as he/she possibly can. *emphasis on unsuspectingly

Mike slapped me so hard in Slap Ass, that i could not sit down for the rest of the evening.

by LrM5 December 17, 2008

slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Pitch slap

v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball

Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.

Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.

by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010