Okay buddy, based on the fact that you looked up the word “sex” on here tells me 1 of 3 things. 1, you are under the age of 12 and find this word particularly humorous amongst your pre-pubescent peers. 2, you are dangerously bored to the point where you are looking up basic and childish words online for the slightest amount of entertainment. And finally 3, you genuinely don’t know what sex is. If it is number 3, don’t worry, you won’t be getting it anytime soon anyways.

12 year old: “haha sex funny word haha”
Random dude that’s way too bored: “I would honestly rather watch paint dry than do what I’m doing right now so imma look up sex on the urban dictionary”
Cro-Magnon: “Durr what is sex???”

Sex by MexiFryStains December 28, 2020

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Sex is like math, Add the bed, subtract the clothes and divide the legs and hope you don't multiply

I want sex, but its something that my virginity will never go back too.

sex by Thatsexualharrasedgirl January 7, 2021

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let’s face it: you’re looking up sex on the urban dictionary instead of doing homework just to get off on imaging you and then person you like

talk to them honestly the worst they can say is no please stop looking up sex on the urban dictionary before the person who invented computers dies again

sex by bananamenslay January 8, 2021

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When a man and women want to have fun... ;)

James just got home after a long day at work. His room mate was there to greet him. She had on a black laced bra and a candy thong. She was also holding handcuffs and a gag. "Welcome home Daddy." she said sexily. He wasted no time. he threw off his work jacket as she led him to her bedroom . She removed his shirt and pants to reveal his 9 and 1/2 inch boner. He took off her bra and sucked on her nipples. He then bit threw the thong and removed it with his teeth and saw her wet pussy. "Fuck me James." Chloe said. He thrust his dick into her pussy. "HARDER DADDY!!!!" Chloe screamed. "HARDER!!!!" He went deeper and started to cum. Chloe moaned in delight. "My turn." said Chloe and rode him like a horse. Chloe then started to suck his dick, biting on each testical. She then gave him a hand job. Chloe licked the cum coming out of his dick. He then licked her clift and she moaned . They fucked until morning and continued for the rest of the next day.

Sex by fuckmehardertheneverbefore February 6, 2021

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