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table sauce 

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.
table sauce by bubbarella August 7, 2011

Talking sauce 

To talk sauce: verb
1) To talk bad about an individual or situation

2) Can be used in place of "talking shit"
3) Mainly used in accusations; ie. Have you been talkin sauce?
I overheard Jessica talking sauce about Kim. She was saying how she got a new STD from Tom.
Talking sauce by SeanMon August 30, 2013

ratchet sauce 

1) n. A delicious concoction of alcohol and apple sauce (typically involving a dark, sweet vintage).
2) adj. A mixture of alcohol with literally anything else.
1) Subject 1: "Hey man, did your Hepatitis C finally clear up?"
Subject 2"Yeah dude, I drank a sh*tload of ratchet sauce and it just f**kin' went away. Crazy sh*t."

2) "Judge me not by how ratchet sauce my car is, but only by how ratchet sauce my dining utensils are."

3) "That sauce is hella ratchet. Thus, it's some serious ratchet sauce."
ratchet sauce by Spoondolf May 4, 2014

Spicy Saucewagon 

The spicy saucewagon is a runaway vehicle powered by only the purest and most refined crystals of methamphetamine, Also known as fire. The crystals are packed into the bowl and ignited to form a thick vapor that the conductor then inhales where it fuels an uncontrolled route across town. Usually the Spicy Saucewagon has no clear destination however it does make routine stops to restock its sacks of fire (Superior Crystals). The conductor is the person who at the time is lighting the bowl of crystal fuel and as such decides where the Spicy Saucewagon will travel for the brief time they are behind the wheel.

On rare nights when the crystals are in their most pure and refined forms, you can catch a glimpse of these reckless runaway space cadets as they make their landing on the moon in their Glass rocket called the short bus. In addition, they will make frequent references to the fact both of their parents are medical doctors. Beware however their re-entry can be violent as they pass through the earth's atmosphere and their tempers heat to hundreds of degrees till the effects of the burnt fuel remaining in the bowl are all but smoked out.
Space Cadet 1: "Wow that sauce is fire!"
Space Cadet 2: "I know, I think its time to blast off!"
Space Cadet 1: "For sure! Light up, MAH TEENAH!"
Space Cadet 2: "To the moon on the short bus and I'm lickin all the windows!"
Space Cadet 1: "All aboard the Spicy Saucewagon!"
Spicy Saucewagon by Adameze December 5, 2015

gag sauce 

A large, warm load of semen. Particularly shot into the back of a girls throat causing them to gag.
"It was crazy how much gag sauce Suzy got in her mouth, it was ridiculous!!"
gag sauce by Gstick November 28, 2016
tomato sauce
Shaun, Do you want t-sauce on your burger?
Robert, What is t-sauce?
Shaun, Tomato sauce you fuckin idiot
Robert, T-sauce is not tomato sauce
Shaun, um yeah it is
Robert, not tobasco? i feel like you just made that up
Shaun, fuck you Rob... Jess want some t-sauce?
t-sauce by tsacue fake news June 3, 2017