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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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Riverside burrito

A burrito with meth stored in it.
"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"
by gameherospam2 May 31, 2016
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Riverside

The meanest streets in Cardiff, where all the dealers and hustlers tranquil, hang around there too long u might get a cap buss in ur ass Big up Warehouse
G1: Yo b, im going riverside
G2: u better strap up lil g
by kiidwiizard October 4, 2016
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riverside club

A place in GA with a pool, tennis courts, and grumpy old men. Only rich white kids go there, and they are all cocky about everything. Only dorks go there. It is now referred to as a dorgatory phrase toward someone. There are grumpy old men that stand by the tennis courts and blabber random words nobody understands. It is a place you never want to go to.
Oh my god, look at that guy. He probably went to the riverside club.
by DeezNuts1230986969696969 December 5, 2016
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river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."
by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017
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riversick

Reversisk is the nauseous feeling you get when you are on a cruise from the Port of New Orleans and you wind around and around the Mississippi Snake on the way to the Gulf of Mexico.
On my last cruise from New Orleans to Cancun, I was riversisk all the way down the Mississippi to the Gulf, and riversick all the way back
by tonypak March 4, 2017
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river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
I almost died from a river shark last night!
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
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