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Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place
Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit
by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022
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queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it
i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face
by the_liger_way May 2, 2019
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.
I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!
by Poudussy September 22, 2021
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Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.
Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.
by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025
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the big queef

A large man who knows these streets
Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!
by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016
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queef

when a woman farts but does it from her vagina
ugh I'm gonna queef
by giggityglenqmire March 26, 2023
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