Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

Harry Potter

The best book 📖 in the world

Harry Potter is the bomb

by Potter head 17 September 17, 2018

Harry Potter

This orphan that his parents got killed by Moldy Voldy and he decided to get revenge and kill him back

Harry Potter is the best movie series

by Wilderiess September 19, 2018

Harry Potter

The boy who lived, the boy who survived the death curse, the master of death

Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter

Harry Potter is the best wizard of all time.

by LindaLisa September 19, 2018

Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018

Harry Potter

The reason why no one wears round glasses.

A: Wanna try these glasses?
B: No, they're Harry Potter glasses!

by darkwizard2 November 1, 2018

Harry Potter

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....

Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.

Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.

JK rolling...

P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.

Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "

Person= " good book right? "

Wizard= " sure muggle. "

"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "

by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018