The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.
by GOGPshow March 10, 2020
Get the Headline Pornmug. by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023
Get the Belly Pornmug. Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.
by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021
Get the hallmark pornmug. it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later
by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020
Get the Gorilla Pornmug. by Sheen Maxiee February 15, 2022
Get the Born to Porn!mug. A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017
Get the porn showermug. A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
Get the porn phonemug.