A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.
When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.
by elpac January 21, 2021
Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.
Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?
Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?
by Vladivastok March 12, 2011
by Sugaronthebeach August 28, 2019
Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.
For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.
Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls
Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls
by 8offgarc February 12, 2016
Replacing a meal with a beer or two.
Actually healthy and great way to lose weight while getting a nice pick me up if you happen to replace breakfast with a couple dark, rich and malty beer's.
Enough calories to not kick your 'survival mode' in and not enough to be able to store to fat as that energy is now going to be used for whatever your daily activities may entail.
Actually healthy and great way to lose weight while getting a nice pick me up if you happen to replace breakfast with a couple dark, rich and malty beer's.
Enough calories to not kick your 'survival mode' in and not enough to be able to store to fat as that energy is now going to be used for whatever your daily activities may entail.
"I had a beer meal for breakfast today, feel's great man."
"Hey I lost 20 pounds by replacing my lunch with a couple of beer's, gives you energy and makes you feel pretty good; also hydrating if you don't drink more than two!"
"Hey I lost 20 pounds by replacing my lunch with a couple of beer's, gives you energy and makes you feel pretty good; also hydrating if you don't drink more than two!"
by Amphetabrew June 20, 2014
by Ebon 101 July 17, 2014
The action of being passive-aggressive toward an oblivious person, in an extreme and upsetting way such as pouring a beer.
-I hate Michael! I had to pour the beer!
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...
by strongorganizatinoskills February 22, 2020