secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society

1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"

by Allie January 18, 2004

Cock Ninja

The act of sneaking up behind a girl and smacking her in the face with your cock when she least expects it...like a ninja.

I totally cock ninja'd that bitch and she loved it.

by Ms. Cock Muslim July 13, 2009

Ass Ninja

a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.

The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Pleb Ninja

A pleb ninja is somebody who makes chocolate crispy cakes wearing a marco pierre white headscarf.

"Wow! look at that pleb ninja who makes chocolate crispy cakes wearing a marco pierre white headscarf!"

by We Are The Weirds June 20, 2009

ninja vanish

When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.

Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?

Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.

by mr.ninjavanish February 10, 2010

Ninja

a ninja is an high ranking juggalo who is known for their guile, will, and health

that juggalo is a straight up ninja

by Havik_Strykr August 27, 2008

ninja

Another word for 'nigger'. o:

AIDS: Lookamee~ Imma ninja! ^_^
Teaphan: No...you're not...freaking racist. D:

by Ribsss May 2, 2008