I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"
by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025
Get the Nose blasting mug.“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025
Get the The Mormon Blast mug.a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
Get the Blasted clown mug.D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
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Get the Cobain Blast mug.A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
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