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Blasted

I got my stomach blasted today
by Sqeakylettuce August 25, 2022
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sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"
by sigma_man January 18, 2024
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back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.
I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.
Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
by ScootyKart December 17, 2023
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Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.
"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"
by GoblinVader June 27, 2025
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Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.
I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.
by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020
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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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